You Won’t Believe What Caitlyn Jenner Has Said Now

caitlyn jenner wants to be bruce again February 2016

So, you’re trying to decide between nachos and a steak, but the waiter is hovering over you like you’re diffusing a timed bomb.  You wipe away a bead of sweat, and blurt out, “I’ll have the nachos.”  Then, as the waiter sidles back towards the kitchen, you realise you wanted steak after all.  This is a situation which can be remedied and, even if it can’t, is fairly inconsequential in the grand scheme of life.  Ah, if only Caitlyn Jenner was simply trying to order dinner.

But, sadly, Caitlyn’s disappointment exists on a much larger level – that is, if the cover of Star Magazine is to be believed.

We know that tabloids don’t really have the same clout as academic articles, so we won’t exactly clear Star Magazine’s article as fit to be used in court.  Still, it is a bit of interesting gossip to get us through the day.

Caitlyn Jenner Wants to Be a Man Again

This is what the cover of star states.  2015’s Woman of the Year is actually regretting becoming a woman.  The magazine states that Caitlyn has admitted the terrible truth that she wants to be Bruce again, claiming that she feels ugly as a woman and used to be so handsome and happy as Bruce Jenner.

Naturally there is an unnamed inside source that spilled the beans (please don’t read that as a pun) on the fact that Caitlyn Jenner may have never had any genital modification.  In addition, the source revealed that Caitlyn is still attracted to women, which is making dating difficult for her.  The source claims that many women who are interested in other women find it difficult to get past the fact that Caitlyn used to be a man.  Plus, there’s the star-status, which makes life difficult at the best of times.

The inside source claims that Caitlyn feels that her decision to become a woman has made her life harder, and she is now beginning to really regret it.

Is There Any Hope for Caitlyn Jenner?

Well, yes, there is.  Sex reassignment surgery has been known to have successful reversals.  That being said, it’s not as easy as backing a car out of a tight driveway.  The surgery can be difficult, especially depending on the level of progress reached in the initial surgery.

Even if Caitlyn has not undergone genital modification, it’s still likely to be a difficult transition back to male from female.  So, if Caitlyn is indeed having doubts about being a woman, she had better think carefully about how much she wants to be Bruce again.

But that’s assuming that this inside source is a real person who really heard Caitlyn’s regret.  You never can tell.  After all, it was Abraham Lincoln that said you can’t believe everything you read on the internet.

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